Just role played anchorman. And yes, I did take her to pleasure town.
being a part time student has turned me into a full time alcoholic.
Boys can't fool me. I know "want to come up and meet my dogs?" is just a nondirect way of saying "come up and meet my penis".
We had unprotected sex and she's eating life cereal for breakfast. The universe is telling me get the plan b for her
Its ok we found him,,, He is in the bathroom trying to write his life story on a roll of toilet paper.
well you decided to make everyone "drinks" which was sprite and beer mixed.
I would say I am sorry for punching you last night, but I found the pictures you took on my camera and it all came rushing back.
Next test. Underwater blowjob. If you fail...out of water blow job
When did our fuck buddy relationship, turn into me babysitting his dog?
That is true. Vodka is like a dog. Always loyal, warm, and there for you when you need it
What people don't tell you about near death experiences is they give you a full on chub
if it doesnt flame it aint got game is a bad drinking motto eyebrow-wise.
eyebrows regrow, your balls dont
As I was puking, these 2 guys started peeing next to me chanting me on
I told you that you should stop drinking and you responded "Thanks for telling me how to live, North Korea!"
Lobby closes at 2 AM on Thursday, but everyone walking still wants food... I could run a "Taco Bell Taxi" when I clock off at 2 and charge a dollar to give drunks a ride through drive thru.
Someones thought of a way to afford tuition.
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