He's marrying her, which means that she is his most important person in the world, so you gotta deal with it...okay?
Call me so I can make it juicy for ya
how was that guy you hooked up with?
i used to think blowing a .05 was a good thing
no. you can't hotbox the world.
I just found $40 in the jeans I wore last night. PS I also found the jeans I wore last night.
just got dressed up for chatroulette- THAT desperate.
when I picked him up he smelled like cheeseburgers, had a bite mark around his left nipple and we think someone stabbed him in the forehead with a pencil... it was like the Hangover meets Texas Chainsaw Massacre
I cant leave dude. theres a horse with a top hat on
I hope this doesn't change things. I feel that me being a minor made it more exciting.
Fun new game when high: sorting socks. Took forever. Was awesome.
I'm scared to see what happens if we keep winning like this. I don't think there enough livers for every one after the season is over.
Ew. After that you just pretty much proved that your vagina is the reason why my vagina needs two toilet seat covers when peeing in public restrooms
we received free cupcakes at the first bar, and then I at the second bar i hooked up with a fat chick from Cincinnati on the patio.
you win some, you lose some.
Today would have been my 8th wedding anniversary and I woke up with a hot European guy in my bed. Divorce has it's perks.
Can I get high for this class every tuesday? Its like a multi-sensory carnival acid trip.
Randomize
