Define "chronic" masturbator.
I'm going to see if it catches on fire again, then I'll make the decision.
He titled his birthday party on facebook, "BJ's in PJ's- an adult slumber party." I'm the only one invited.
They set the pop up pool in the basement-running filter and all. Drunk swimming. Come now.
I'm having Vietnam flashbacks. This Kid I hooked up with is speaking in class and I keep experiencing the terror.
who's job is it to make sure we don't run out of tp since the incident of 09'... Thats right you go get some
Why am I feeling up grandma?!
I'm really glad a picture of you as an infant followed this text.
I have better things to do with my life than be faithful.
I woke up this morning with a tampon in my nose and food EVERYWHERE...
If I had feelings, you would have hurt them.
How drunk is too drunk to be on an airplane?
I just want to be like "i dont know you but ive seen your penis & i like it"
Nice classy night out before we roll our faces off
Remeber when we went camping and fucked those two guys? Yeah me either but I'm covered in poison oak so I'm guessing it's from that.
No, he came home, unscrewed all of the lightbulbs, and threw them in the sink.
Randomize
