i think i have herpe
just one?
now i know why i became what i already was.
Ramen noodles and uncensored jerry springer episodes, what a nice life i have.
you were almost asleep and mumbling "your penis is on my cheek"
We learned about herpes today in bio. I might as well have given the lecture
Found a cheerleading trophy in my shower this morning. Explain.
i figure i've seen his cum stains on the floor, i'm allowed to say these things.
please dont ever try to drink horizontally again. I thought I was going to have to give you cpr
What time did you start drinking?
Maybe.
Maybe isn't a time...
She said we couldnt stop drinking until there were enough bottles to make a fort. so we could have sex in our "bottle castle"
Im rolling face in a pizzeria. I want to be with people who love me.
After the party last night, I dreamt I continued drinking... Apparently my subconscious didn't think I'd had enough...
I'm naked in a forest ranger station right now
I dunno that I'd be trusting enough of junkyard tequila to drink it.
I'm hiding in my office refusing to turn the light on holding puke down stealing and shoveling down the meeting snacks and regretting my poor life choices. goldfish crackers are like crack to me right now. how is your day?
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