Youre a pretentious asshole and im not sure who you think you are. Get the hell over yourself and the self righteous culture snob image because its pretty obnoxious.
So then I sent a pic msg of the Magnum XL box to her friend
sorry i interrupted the heart to heart you were having with your bathrobe last night
Just talked to the girl you brought home from the bar last night while she was looking for her panties. She said to tell you "nice try".
I think she must be bulimic. I mean, every time I see her I know i want to throw up.
the igloo is complete. bring your weed and the hat with the floppy ears
theres a turtle on the table. helping me eat my ramon noodles.
they were fucking between cars in the parking lot and everyone was cheering at them.
you kept telling us that in dog beers you only had one
Everyone is sleeping and i'm sittin here in my iron man mask, watchin chelsea lately and tryin to figure out how to smoke through it.
Haha, oh man. I'm awake now. Slept in my headdress.
I gave up yolo and cigarettes for lent. I owe god a sincere apology.
And I feel like pitchers of margaritas accidentally make it down your throat a lot.
I mean, the lady at the Mexican restaurant insisted. She said she would win a prize if she sold another pitcher before noon. And plus I got to wear a sombrero
Be here at 9 and look fabulous. We have drag queens to impress.
We saw the mini basketball hoop and unicycle and just knew we had to create a new sport
Drunk minds think alike
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