Cool, I just put that together. I didn't know if using a tie-died sub machinegun was too crazy
no it's cool...i'm just drinking and studying...cool night
dude this 15 year old girl saw our youtube vid and just facebook messaged me saying i was verry verry pretty. i have no schemas for how to respond to this situation.
woah 15?
i know! what is this dateline?
you were so high you spent the rest of the night smelling pepper to prove you can sneeze with your eyes open
i just threw up in the porta potty. i am in no condition to be guarding anyone's life rite now.
Just remember my house smells of thick cut bacon and I have a big dick.
my neighbors having band practice on sunday morning is a message from the universe that I should stop drinking
I HAVE to find her. I've got a pretty decent pic of her footprint on my headboard. Wonder if I can get one of the podiatry majors to help?
You and your vagina are hellbent on selfdestruction and bad decisions
Dude...can we put that on a tshirt? I will totally sport that shit.
I'm to sober to make life ruining decisions and alcohol is to expensive at this bar for me to fear that level of drunk happening
Nothing can teach you regret more efficiently than a wine hangover.
who knew my inner goddess was such a whore
I just need you to appreciate that this is the first time I've ever been cut off and it's at an airport bar in Philly before 1 o'clock in the afternoon.
I told him I wish we were at my house cause then I could tell him to get out after we had sex.
Try to fuck my roomie AND steal my slippers: you are no longer my favorite cousin.
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