her teeth should be alot whiter from all of those blowjobs she gives
And then she started grabbing onto random guys legs, asking their names, and if they wanted to be friends... Haha, I love when the girls my ex's are dating are total drunken whores.
you threw up in the bushes next to the ABC store and kept saying "you're home, blueberry vodka, you're home!"
Is it bad that I voted for Scott Brown because I want to fuck him?
Nah. I did too.
dude ... she has a full length mirror in her shower, don't even tell me shes not dtf
he got his own cum in his own eye. TWICE. how do you make that mistake again?
i should do something illegal before my birthday. as of thursday im old enough to go to jail.
The thing is that despite the high paying career and the increased responsibility, my life hasn't changed that much. Only instead of blacking out on $2 wells at some dive I blackout on top shelf martinis in a suit. Oh and only on Fri & Sat nights. Being 30 doesn't suck as bad as everyone led me to believe.
I thought it was pretty weird, but after the marinating loins thing, i figured i'd roll with it.
He fell asleep cradling my ass and every time I moved he adjusted his hand accordingly. I've found the one.
Shut up. You had me at killer robots. Your place or mine?
ITS THE CIIIIIIRCLE OF SLUUUUUUUTS
It was a blast. I was going to say that throwing up in the airport bathroom wasn't classy, but it's classier than quietly puking into a fast food cup while in your seat during takeoff...
Will u lay on an air mattress with me and drink vodka while we listen to Rick James?
I don't remember anything beyond the drinking game but I woke up in my own pee this morning so I'm just gonna go out on a limb and say I overdid it.
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