That poor girl was naked and had to be at a job interview in an hour
New low: just hacked my moms facebook
I just saw a stripper wear a tube top around her floppy gut. God bless Michigan.
he just watched a baby story on tlc while high and just called me screaming he never wants me to get pregnant
then he said we can't have sex anymore because ill hate him.
Which one of you FUCKERS filled the toilet with soil and planted my mothers daisys in it? NOT FUCKING HAPPY
Thanks for making me watch you dance provacatively by yourself in the bathroom so you could see if you looked fat.
i would totally change schools right now just to be that new girl everyone wants
he called AT&T to make sure that he had insurance before he threw his cell phone into the fountain.
I didn't cheat on him. He just hasn't been informed of the open part of our relationship.
Promise me you won't have sex in my room
I can't promise you that, but I promise you that I'll try
Might want to in your tub tho. That thing is fucking huge.
My vagina feels like it's been kissed by angels.
I can't sleep. Send Llama pictures.
She threw my purse across the room almost broke a lamp and this all started bc she forgot what an air mattress was
Are you ok? Who pooped in my office?
how do you tell someone, in the most complimentary way possible, that they would make an excellent stripper?
Randomize
