i left the bar a little after you and ended up flipping my car in the arbys drive thru
So my graduate coordinator is possible gay man. I may have just found the easiest way to a degree ever.
Good plan b, put your number on all your forms. Hello gamefull employment.
Take that integrity
I found your bra. How you get it off the satellite dish is your problem.
This guy just told me he wanted to bathe in bong water with me and then tried to lick my nipple through my bra. This could be love.
I asked you if you needed a ride and you kept saying "no, my name is katelyn"
I'm watching him slurp a whole mango out of her hand. It's disturbingly arousing.
The Deck is crawling with Cougars. Sound the irresponsibility alarm and come drink with me on a Tuesday night.
Can we put this graduation on the shelf figuratively and go drink
If you could watch a water balloon run... That's what it's like watching her run.
I'm just opting for alcohol abuse, ramen and cuddling with my dog for now.
I got drunk by myself and ended up listening to Beethoven in the dark.
Just spent the morning washing Bailey's and Guiness out of my clothes -_-
I've had sex near too many of the blankets to let our parents touch them like this
I fucked a marine... I told him it was like personal revenge and he said he could live with that and that he didn't mind being used.
I made him fuck me while wearing a Thor helmat from Walmart. Geek sex is the best sex
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