ohhhh fuckk. chicks a dude.
The child next door sounds like he's having vigorous sex in the backyard and it's making me very, very uncomfortable. I don't want to look.
Is my tampon string too long for this dress?
We made a percocet pizza. And then i made an unfortunate decision.
Gay TA. Finally going to boost my GPA your way.
Our Icelandic basketball player brought cocaine and rachael is screaming that he should do lines off her stomach. It's that kind of party
Also, I think I'm too drunk to be at the gym right now. But how sober do you need to be for IM volleyball?
We ate a mysterious delivered pizza which no one ordered and then the wii wouldn't work so 20 of us watched porn on two laptops. Drunk took the awkward away.
it only took 2 hours but we managed to melt the purity ring down with a butane torch
I feel like we should actually go to church one of these days to thank god for saving us from herpes and babies.
I'm watching sex and the city with my wine and Wendy's. I'm not sure if this is single woman empowerment or not.
This is home. And home is where you find your family. And you try not to make out with your family.
The strip club incident sums up our friendship pretty well
NO FUCKBOY SHALL PASS OPERATION #BITCHMODE HAS SUCCEEDED
We had an argument over whether or not she had super strength. She settled it by dragging me to the bed room and throwing me on the bed. Then forcefully fucking me. She won the argument.
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