If facebook stalking was a job I would totally pown it
Either your mom needs to stop making spagetti or we need to lay off the anal. I cant tell you how much im in pain.
Spagetti cuz im not giving up the other one.
Good thing you left when you did - ended up getting banned from jimmy johns.
he said he doesnt sext because the government can tap that kind of shit too. no boobie pics for him.
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I just was on a 20min team conference call where I didn't speak, I used a Gus Johnson soundboard online to answer questions asked to me...the highlight of 2010
this dude just took some girl under your house for half an hour. you may have helped a 17 year old fuck on the beach for the first time. congrats.
Police were closing down the bar due to gunfight and I was crying because they wouldn't let me finish putting temporary shamrock tats on my boobs
I'm sorry I ignored your high cries for help while you were grating cheese on my dog.
I AM THE KING OF THE FRESHMEN
how did i know this would happen?
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We stopped midfuck cuz a guy was walking his dog. Who the fuck walks their dog in the dorm parking structure at 3am!?
I made out with drunk Joe Dirt and then put his mullet wig on for him. True Halloween romance.
Men are too sensitive. They need to learn to handle me.
I just fell down my stairs, guess that's how my sunday is gonna go
Hey, I'm just seeing how you're doing and letting you know I fucked your dad last night. Don't fuck with me.
I was drunk, but not drunk enough to forget I had some dude on his knees begging for forgiveness.
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