Well douche your snatch and let's go!
just wanted to thank u for shitting in my dads bidet last night. i had to manually scoop ur shit out of it. btw ur dumped.
i just saw a white kid with an afro using a martini shaker as a coffee thermos. go college.
They've started ranking girls from "paper-bag" to "I just came." Please come get me
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shape ups are the best shoes to wear when youre stoned. its like walking on little trampolines every step.
Just resonded to a booty call with "how much effort is required on my part?" I think I've finally reached the point of smoking too much pot
You are the tramp this city needs, but not the one it deserves.
I told him we could use my stove to make weed brownies, from that point on he kept reffering to me as "best pledge ever"
Who are you, and why are you in my phone as Elf on the Shelf
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I didn't want to see any of his nipples and now I've seen all three. Thanks.
Woke up on the floor with shoes on my hands...I'd say it was a success
i want to platonically make out with them, platonically. in the back of this minivan
your girlfriend showed us your homemade porn last night.
My ex's new gf is pregnant and he is sterile, so 2016 is starting off well.
Everything is fine, it's not hung over in here at all\n\n*Narrator* *but in fact everything was not fine*
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