he spent the whole night trying to convince me into a2m. i won't even use the pb til i clean the jelly knife. i love him but it's not going to happen.
Just shot my load on a stink bug. Thought you should know.
and that's why he's hiding in the taco suit
you're letting him buy you a plane ticket...to kentucky...so you can fuck him?
i know. i'm only adding to the interstate sex trade problem.
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I woke up and someone had put toast at my feet. I was SO. HAPPY.
I may have to steal the boat sober, but I feel that would be harder to explain.
Pack light, we're going straight to bar from the train. No place to put our shit.
Dude all I'm bringing is my dick and a phone charger.
Judging by his bulge. This guy is going home with me. Who doesn't want a dick that looks like it used to be a pillar in Rome.
I can't sleep. My mind keeps asking "turn down for what?" but it won't accept any of my answers.
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I have never paid for drugs and I'm sure not going to start today especially on a holiday
Well I'm missing half a toenail if that's any indication of my night
She asked me if I would fuck her with my storm trooper mask on
It's so weird fucking this kids aunt then going to the gym with him everyday, but my sick minded self loves it.
I need your opinion, is it ACTUALLY sweet that a booty call offered to walk me home with an umbrella because it was raining, or is that just low standards?
I'm totes in the mood to go home and like blindly inhale dangerous amounts of porn
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