Nyc is like a mosaic of my failed dates.
I'm convinced that Kathy Griffin and Andy Dick are the same person...
Singing into hair straightener during spice girls....sooo dangerous
i have more money on itunes than i do in my bank account... college.
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Somewhere between yelling how am I gonna make it to my flight and more titie shots I stopped caring
she scratched her sororities letters into my back when she was done. i think i was part of some sick game. sick twisted sexy game
Have you ever had one of those moments when you kept whispering to yourself "I'm not a slut, I'm not a slut..."?
We should have a bouncer at the top of our stairs asking the guys we bring home for ID...
The woman in the flower onesie is claiming she hasn't been drinking.
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i just added a shot of fireball to my iced coffee. goodbye sobriety.
My new roommate is one of my Tinder matches... It is so on.
I woke up covered in thousand island dressing. I need answers.
Look, I've got a really big car. We just need to put ourselves in it and put some body parts in other body parts.
I danced shirtless on a platform with a fucking stripper who went to MIT
It was probably the night you were half naked and trying to blow everybody, guy or girl.
this is me we're talking about here. You're going to have to be more specific than that.
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