We were doing it doggy style, and I puked on the floor and started crying, he told me it was okay his cat would eat it... and if it would make me feel better we could do anal...
And they lived happily ever after....
how can i change my meal plan to a keystone plan?
dude stop sending me pictures of your dick in weird places. i get it. you rock out with your cock out.
Now there's vomit covered trash all over the front lawn. I feel accomplished
So, how do I go about conveying: I'm sorry, yet very glad she is having my abortion. Via text msg?
Walk of Shame today included voting.
I can't remember much about walking home last night. I think I kicked a dog.
I can't look at him without thinking about his cum face
I dont know but I had two different hospital bands and half a pie when i woke up.
You rode your bike four miles to my house. Yelled "I'm so high!" Then crashed into his car. It's a problem.
Yet he continued to eat cereal out of the glove compartment in my car.
I feel like Captain Morgan shit all over my hopes and dreams last night...
tell your brother to quit sending me his dick pics what am i going to do with them print them out and shove them up my ass???
WHO ARE THESE GUYS WHY AN ORGRY ON A MONDAY LMAO
he just ran into my room in his giant penis costume yelling "supercock to the rescue"... I am still in total shock
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