he threw mangos from the tree he was in at people and got arrested for harassment
I'm blazed at jack in the box and my order number is 420. I wish everything in the world made this much sense.
I just realized this is gonna be the last time that I'm high in my childhood home. I'm kinda sad. I'm really high..
Is 10 pm too early to booty call a freshman?
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i feel like pizza bites are my only friend right now
woke up outside on the porch naked surrounded by beer cans with a towl around my neck. i must be in heaven cause i've never seen this place before.
This is actually a pretty big deal for him. I mean, he contacted a stranger out of concern for someone else instead of for sex.
That does show growth.
Smoked before work and just remembered i left pringles in my desk last time i was high. SCORE
Did copperhead road at the bar. All the girl next to me did was stare at my glorious bouncing tits. CAN I FUCKING HELP YOU?? I worked hard for these tits.
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Sometimes I think about the fact that I lost my virginity while watching anime and I wonder what that says about me
I'm way too hungover for life right now
Had a slight melanoma scare this morning. Spoiler alert, it was Nutella.
i was asked to be gay of honor by three different girls and NONE of the groomsmen at any of the weddings is open to experimenting. i mean whats the point then.
I am mentally ready for anal.
A guy caught me talking to a sock today in the Laundry room if it makes you feel any better
Sadly that does. Why...where you talking to a sock
Bc I didn't know him and I asked him where he came from and why he was hanging out with my thongs
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