Did you hit it?
Turns out she was a he. but to answer your question, yes.
using no condom is gross. my vagina has a dress code.
ill give you a picture of me naked for $5. im desperate.
Found out that it IS actually possible to get road head from somebody in the back seat
I don't think I'm emotionally ready for this blow job.
Yeah, I think they knew. I smelled like that telltale combination of strippers and Easter.
can we just pause for one second and address the fact that balls were out last night
It gives me purpose in life to help fulfill nerdy fantasies. Like I'm doing something good for mankind and having multiple orgasms in the process.
I'm trying to get WebMD to diagnose me with a hangover
And the next morning he asked me why I had clothes on so I said so that he could take them off again.
Please tell me you're not playing strip poker with your cousins again
These last 48 hours have just been about deleting my most recent snap story
It was a fun night. I made out with the door guy at the gay bar but he didn't speak english
There was no door guy at the bar
I want you to remember that you started masturbating in front of a car full of people. That drunk.
I fought off a bull with my bare hands while he went off to have sex with her against a wall. I’m more upset about the fact that no one is acknowledging what I did.
Randomize
