party is dying down. we just wrote whore in the yard with gas. Photos to come.
I'm pretty sure he came before I knew he was inside me.. Didn't think that was his plan when he said he was gonna do things I've never experienced before
Going stoned out of mind to my sociology exam because it's really just a pizza party. I love community college.
You can't call dibs 8 years later.
Fell asleep on the Grass at Lolla woke up in the Brown line. What. The. Fuck.
Just threw up. It looks like I may have swallowed a cigarette.
So I'm drunk playing pool in a bar with a guy I arrested last week for a DUI...if he recognizes me, shit's gonna get real.
You put your name in his phone but not your number then screamed "Open the door!" and jumped out of the car
I just fucked her in her boyfriends bathroom... he was in the room sleeping.
you taught an eight year old how to shotgun a half pint of chocolate milk, that's all i'm saying
I totally left my shirt at your house. Also I think I high fived your cactus last night
Did you or did you not grab my boob while I was making out with the foreign kid?
It isn't easy. I met him at the gym. He wanted to go out he doesn't drive so I drove and he wanted Dairy Queen where his sister is the manager. This is dating in my 20's
Can't we just go back to fucking and having your boyfriend think you're completely straight?
For full disclosure: I told my roommates last night that you have a very clean asshole.
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