Tonight's Real World episode reinforced the well-known fact that men of any caliber can hook up with girls named "Crystal"
Just found my mom passed out in my bed holding a bag of wine. Not sure if I'm ashamed or proud.
We decided that the paper cups disintegrating was god's way of telling us we had had enough
Just proof I should've brought the airhorn with me to class.
We hung out in the bathroom the whole time and talked about sex and watched some girl pee. If you don't believe I was there, check the bathtub for bread crust.
I saw you sitting on top of my car trying to row back home... Did you make it?
I feel like all of the victims from Seven. Best birthday weekend ever.
After you bought Jesus' name tag off him at the Mexican restaurant you commenced to stumbling around the lobby showing anybody who would listen what would Jesus do.
Stop giving me tequila.
Using a joint as a bookmark. What is my life?
If I win the contest of drinking the most water I get a chicken nugget.
He tried to convince me that it wasn't really that small and all he had to do was pull back the groin fat. It was still small.
There is this threesome scene that is literally 10 minutes of straight fucking
Omg so it's educational?
I just got woken up by that guy wearing a Krispy Kreme hat giving out donuts
There was a woman who drank mouth wash to get drunk during her supposed detox...this is def the internship for me!
RESPOND QUICKLY THIS IS AN EMERGENCY!!! LITERALLY AN 11 INCH DICK!!!!! HELP.
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