Canada is now making docos about life in America. Its called Trailer Park Boys.
I just creeped all your pictures on Facebook -- it was like I watched you grow up right before my eyes.
She was so adorably desperate I didn't have the heart to tell her I wasn't a lesbian. So now She's making waffles, may switch teams over this.
John stretched a condom over his face and tried to puke in it.
She tried to leave the threesome and I heard you yell "Hey! We don't quit at halftime!"
Last time i carry you out of a forest
He spelled Steven with "ph", needless to say my nose was almost bleeding from the amount of axe he was wearing.
I love you too! Remember NO alcohol or weed at my residence because of legal ramifications.
He tried to stop traffic by waving his half eaten pizza at cars.... And we were stupid enough to cross .....??!!!
Giiiirl. Just had a BM that almost killed me.
Something about the fact that I could do coke off her ass cheeks just speaks to me
I tried to settle their lesbian roommate fight by turning on Pretty Wild
PSA- Wearing assless chaps results in embarrassingly painful sunburn
I'm wearing jeans from 7th grade and drinking a fucking macchiato. This better be a good day.
Excuse me I just made a hot pocket without burning down the house, I think i can do anything.
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