hey babe thanks for tonight, it was fun.
to be honest, i wanna fuck your friend.
I need a man. I think Im going to put myself on Craigs list since they caught the killer and all.
Do it and if you add naked pictures youll get an instant reply
I'll trade you a raw potato for some vodka
im just gonna turn drinking alone on new years into a tradition
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Is moral bankruptcy something you need to file for?
I am actually insulted by the long string of ugly, fat girls he hooked up with after me.
If everything I've heard is true, then she's lost her virginity three times
Sorry 4 leaving u in the dumpster last night
be ready to rage tomorrow. like naked ranch dressing rage
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What the fuck could you be doing in that room to make her yell "Beginners Luck!" over and over again?
WHAT IS HAPPENING
A FLOCK OF DICKS IS MIGRATING TOWARDS US.
I just fell off a roof. So I'm kinda chillin for a minute.
What do I do with all this pork broth? I can't waste it.
CHUG CHUG CHUG CHUG CHUG CHUG CHUG CHUG CHUG CHUG CHUG CHUG CHUG CHUG CHUG CHUG CHUG CHUG CHUG CHUG CHUG CHUG CHUG CHUG
If sex isn’t mentioned at least three times at the dinner table, I’m not interested...
How... how did you get Adam Lambert's shoes? Does he know you have them? DID YOU STEAL ADAM LAMBERT'S SHOES?! Oh my God I am so turned on right now.
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