Actions speak louder than pants.
We'll probably be arrested for having a cheetah in our apartment anyway, so I say go for it.
Bouncy castle Catalina wine-mixer race for the cure. It will be as fun as it sounds
That's the girl I met who was peeing on the driveway with me. We bonded
Announcement: Given the sad circumstances regarding the death of my dearest friend Chong the Bong, there will be a brief memorial service for him tomorrow evening at 10:30 at my place. After sharing some memories and sending his spirit off to the great bowl in the sky, we will all take place in the commemoration and maiden voyage of his son, Chong Squared, who eagerly waits to meet all of you. High blessings to you all, piece be with you.
Maybe I'm just didn't notice and imagined a different penis as a Freudian coping mechanism?
I have fuck me eyes 4/5 people agree. It's like doctors or dentists but with ppl who have lots of sex and know these things.
I'm just trying my hardest not to get addicted to drugs or pregnant and all your other friends are out there getting married
Is it normal that every guy I hook up with tells me my hair is sexy as it's happening? Like that can't be normal
A check for $9 that I used to buy six boxes of Girl Scout cookies bounced. I think I've hit a new low.
I had sex with a boy who lives in a closet, that's like having sex with Harry Potter, right?
I mean, it's a romantic picture of pubes if I've ever seen one
I want a dick in my left hand and a Crunch Wrap Supreme in my right hand.
we've talked on the toilet we're linked now
THE SUN DOESNT SET TIL 647 YAAAAASSSSSSSSSS. Goodbye seasonal depression hello regular depression
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