do you think it i'm gay because i was in a 3 way lastnight?
well not if you dont touch the other dude and concentrate on the chic
what chic?
Hey sorry about saying i hated you. it was the coke and the ice cream.
She's been divorced three times and use to raise cock fighters. Of course I'm interested in her
just got off the metro to throw up and got back on like it ain't no thang
really making moves this morning i see
i licked the inside of a toilet bowl for $14. i really can't talk about my night.
The bad decision stars are too close to aligning to risk this tonight.
despite the cops showing up at 8am, pre gaming groundhog day was my idea yet. and by pre gaming, i of course mean getting black out drunk by 7:30am
I will give you 100$, a blow job a day for a month and I will shave my legs according to societal standards until next November if you come recuse me from my night class right NOW.
From time to time I think I'm happy for a second and then I remember how a guy stopped me from giving him head on my birthday weekend.
I shit you not ... they just advertised a recruiting service for strippers at this concert.
This dude has batman tighty whities on over his cargo pants and he has the nerve to yell "fuck you bitch" up at my window.
"he sent me a picture of a puppy in return for a picture of my boobs. He then captioned it with "look it's puppies first time at the beach". "
She's like the sister I never had that I want to bang.
ill drive you to the airport today if we can have sex first
i left yesterday
ill pick you up from the airport on sunday if we can have sex after
I definitely almost just pulled a condom out of my purse instead of money for my dad.
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