I want to be a jewelry store heckler. "Hey man, is she really worth it"
9 am. shotgunning while conditioning my hair. i love college football season.
It is obvious to me now why clam chowder & beer aren't a good combo.
I have way too much money in my bra to be responsible.
I don't even want to think what you did to boys being that drunk and horny.
Then I wouldn't suggest looking at the pictures from last night.
When she was giving me head last night it felt like there was a NASCAR pit crew working on my dick.
Ima go for a jog. and I'm going to jog until I throw up a lung. then I'll crawl home.
I actually don't know if I can stand up. I just know better than to try
I learned something last night. Strippers can be on house arrest?
Any time you can't remember a night, and you wake up in a sorority house, it's fucking worth it.
Long fucking story. But hey I got an orgasm and breakfast so I'm winning.
Going overboard is basically 75% of my personality
I'm a gorgeous hot mess
He sent me a dick pic from a port-o-potty in Boston. If that's not love Idk what is.
there's no judgement here...i was recently just fingered in my dorm hallway while having a conversation with 5 people.
Just made a secret hand shake with my sisters cat. Boredom at its finest.
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