Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
I'm at his house. He has VELCRO shoes. I'm too desperate to leave...I may need help in thee life dept
The whole way homeyou were flapping your arms up and down, and when I asked why you said you were trying to tell Tony Danza about the angels.
some girl had on jean underwear. i hate america.
New pre-game routine....wal-mart bathrooms...quality beers for free...hallelujah
I woke up with a crunchy, pink Pepto streak through my hair, no recollection of the last 6 hours of my night and the feeling that all the hotel's staff knew me on a first name basis.
I woke up naked this morning there was a baseball bat on the floor the bathroom door knob was removed and the floor was wet. This is why i don't do Tequila shots.
There is so much to learn about oneself from autofill.
I still can't believe you had sex with someone who willingly went by Peaches.
i am bringing shame upon my ancesors with my weak liver valhalla will never accept me
drunk grocery shopping was not as bad of an idea as i thought, this salmon cat food tastes a lot like tuna
It's like your nipple is comforting my nipple.
Quote from doctor, "that is a VERY angry vagina".
I'm fucked.
My neighbor came out@4am in a pink nite gown n clotheslined a punk on a mo-ped w/her mop handle, then just walked back in her house like she just checked the mail. MILF 1 PUNK 0
Coffee's working. Just killed a fly with my bare hands.\nFuck with me.
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