She told me a very interesting story, complete with pantomimes, about how she got a habanero seed in her vag
They threw me out of the bar because I was arguing business ethics with the owner of th bar
please come get me his dick is out. i'm sitting on his couch and his dick is out. come now
he suggested we appoligize to eachother. then do blow and painkillers & have ourselves a make-up party.
i'm sure the inside of her vag looks like Normandy circa 1944
and yes i had to double check that date for that joke to be accurate
like the only thing i remember is bringing a piece of toast to the bar...
Circumcision scars are like fingerprints. I think I'm on to something man.
i love all of you. Physical. Emotional. Mental. All of it. When we speak i feel like a feather or a dragon depending on the conversation ...
K, so let's go ahead and say that mcnugget and margarita Tuesday was a bad idea
How can I politely yet provocatively ask you for a cock shot?
Ask him to get me chedder bratwurst instead of the molly
Unless if you guys already left. Then I want the molly
I wouldn't call that a crush. It was more of a minor brain aneurism.
Care to explain the single rose and the package of "Cowboy Moustaches" I found on the porch?
can I cover your dick in cookie butter?
You laid on the floor and pet their rug. and then demanded Voss water.
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