Spring semester is just not the same w/o you
Only in Montana can you find Septic Services that would display "Christian owned and operated" on the side of the truck. I'm oddly going to miss this state.
your youtube search consisted of "food slideshow" and "the angry beavers"
I'm in Target and the lady in front of me is buying three Summer's Eve douches, a box of fishsticks and a giant bottle of vodka. The sad thing is I get it.
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I meant to tell you earlier: bad life decision saturday has been moved wednesday this week
i'm calling it girls night to make myself feel better but lets be real.....i wasn't going to get any guys tonight regardless
She had one drink in her cleavage and another in her hand. She kept rotating between the two by leaning backward and then sipping the one in her hand.
I can't tell which way is up. Too many corners around his house too. An arbitary assimilation of edges.
Christ, I swear you are the high man's Dr. Seuss.
After blacking out and loosing my phone for a month, I found it in the parking lot across the street. Last text "rager in the street". I remember none of this.
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Well I almost walked away with an Irish guy's boarding pass and some south guy's dignity
Part of me was thinking I should go old school and get a chasity belt before the semester starts. Really lock that shit down. But then I thought, fuck that. I'm going to hit that campus like an f5 whorenado
I flashed some kids doing a church car wash. I feel like I really improved the quality of their lives.
I got so high that I ate a protein bar while in the shower. I then proceeded to leave half the protein bar and the wrapper on the ledge in my shower. Haha oh well.
well I didn't shave for the hot dilf I banged last week so I'm sure as hell not shaving for you. Sry
Desperate times call for desperate measures. But he promised me no small talk so that was nice
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