hell yes lets make some ravioli
Kelly went into her room with Dave, but is moaning Tommy...
I definitely didn't wake up this morning thinking "i wanna get gang banged today"
when the police officer said he was gonna take a picture of the car accident, you asked if you should pose on the hood
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Why is there not a 'day after acid' genre. Or even a pandora station or something.
Your like the Mozart of blow jobs, you make every other girl seem like cheesy elevator music.
she's a dental assistant. she can get nitrous. kinda looks like a sloppy bucket of fuck. time to take one for the team. NEED SHOTS STAT!!
besides i was ending his dry spell. it's written in the bible that jesus likes that right?
Kristy will be communicating through my phone. Due to her current blood alcohol level, the laws of Pennsylvania, Erie county, and common decency have deemed that she is no longer permitted to have her own phone.
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So... Apparently, "Home" isn't the correct response when a cop asks for your address...
i miss freshman lecture halls much harder to take shots in a class of 20
Nothing says "future AA member" like bonging 40's out of a plastic flamingo.
legit question. can i put a condom down our garbage disposal? my rents are coming over in 20
Her ex wouldn't stop texting her so she started replying with various pictures of Britney spears's breakdown
I had a dream that you were telling me how good you are at parkour and legit you were doing it just like Michael Scott...
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