Todays outfit involves shorts with embroidered fish. This kids gonna die.
Seriously, let me lead the intervention, my parents did like three with me. I know how it works.
i hate always having to make my eye shadow look really good since my eyes always end up closed by the end of the night in pics
You told me when we were leaving the club if I could pin point your nipple through your padded bra you would show me if I was right.
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Being thankful with your family is one thing. Being thankful with your friends while getting drunk and smoking bowls while eating leftovers, priceless.
But he buys me breakfast and goes down on me THATS HARD TO FIND
We're going to catch a squirrel this summer
i just deleted him from my phone. and yes... I did just text you this from less than 20 feet away.
I'm not judging.. I sure as hell am not getting out of my bed to come talk to you about this. but i support your decision
Everyone is out there getting real jobs and I just realized I've been "washing" my clothes with fabric softener for two months.
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He called my boobs fluffy. Part sexy part pilsbury dough boy. Part sexy pilsbury dough boy. I'm so confused. And flattered?
No it's a real cult, with original ideas and shit like that
You know you're stoned when you tell your dog you're stoned only to realise he's not in the pickup
Where is everybody?
It's pretty much split between the strip club and jail.
Why do my weekends always degenerate into using my little brothers childrens board games for drinking games?
whered you go
woke up in a ditch, shat infront of a little league game, slept in her stairway...i need to come here more often
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