Yes, it's true. 4 fingers.
as soon as you compare a person to an animal, all sexual interest is out the window
I bought beer tonight and got 3 coupons with my receipt. Paper towels, laundry detergent, and Advil. I wonder if Stop & Shop predicts the future or just does this with every beer purchase.
He had in his status he loved beating off and tagged his wife. another reason facebook should be for college.
you thought your balls were fighting each other...
she never specifically said NOT to fuck her boyfriend so technically we can still be best friends
This may be hard to believe, but that wasn't the first time I was fingered under a snuggie
It's not
Medically YOU CAN'T BE AN ALCOHOLIC TILL 25!!!!! WE GET 3 BONUS YEARS!!!!
I've started a list of places i want to drink. To go along with the list of places i want to have sex. Lincoln's log cabin is on both.
There was enough sluts here for 2 threesomes to happen at the same time, and you still struck out. What did you do to piss off karma so much?
Just got outta the drunk tank! Happy 21st birthday!
If I have to strap one on and give it to you good, you will not die revirginated. That's friendship.
I know you are gonna wanna ask a lot of questions but when we are home I need to cover your face with deli meat and photograph it
He tried to buy me a drink at dollar beer night. All 3 of his credit cards were declined, so he asked me if I could cover it. Needless to say, I'm not calling him back.
It was a blast. I was going to say that throwing up in the airport bathroom wasn't classy, but it's classier than quietly puking into a fast food cup while in your seat during takeoff...
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