This boy just came into class wearing sperrys and a polo but also carrying a longboard. I'm unequivocably attracted to his level of doucheyness.
you left him a drunk voicemail of you singing speechless by lady gaga balling your eyes out
My cousin had a baby so we have to look at it. Apparently the event is byob
yea i thought the egg drop soup tasted weirdly like cum, and then i suddenly remembered what happened last night.
i'm never eating chinese again.
I was talking about you wanting my dick, but that works too
I think you're too young for vagina rejuvenation but I guess you have never been one to listen. Sounds good! You bring the Percocet ill bring the vodka!
I'm wearing a suit and have no chance of getting laid or robing a casino. I consider this opportunity a failure
I feel like Jeremy snapchattong while we're fucking is a perfect example of our generation..
If you sleep with him again I'll have you spayed
I have experienced an excessively hairy ballsack in my mouth...and it was horrifying. I keep feeling it in my mouth now. It's like hairy ball PTSD.
On another note I never thought having a drug addicted stalker would prove useful
I was amazing, unlike anything he's ever experienced. I somehow made him feel young and old.and he never felt old before. He feels I will literally kill him. With my magic, lethal vagina.
Soo are you just gonna poop in my bathtub and not talk to me anymore...?
I couldn't have possibly been that bad
You had her flip the penny over to the lucky side before you picked it up and ate it...
If I lock her out of the apartment right now would the neighbors have grounds to sue?
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