i wanna do a homemade sex video in sepia and pretend were in the early 20th c
and he thought i came like four times in 2 mins. my leg just kept cramping up
Her life must suck. All she's got is "Miss Shamrock" WHICH SHE LOST!
I'm so hungover I took Dramamine to help prevent the motion sickness of walking.
her facebook pictures are like a timeline of all the guys she's screwed.
i think you walked me home, then i felt bad for putting you through the trouble so i walked you home...i'm not sure how i got home after that.
I feel uncockblockable...banged her in the bathroom with my iv still in
So I've gone into the break room to heat up a styrofoam cup 8 times over the course of 4 hours.. that desperate to see him. Now I have a broken heart AND cancer.
Dude. Cab ride home consisted of me making out with an Asian girl sitting next to my Dad
Stop whining I left you with whiskey
YOU LEFT ME WITH WHISKEY ALONE IN A CABIN IN THE MIDDLE OF NOWHERE I AM GOING TO DIE.
Seriously, I am going to crawl in a hole, sew my vagina shut, and spit acid on any man that comes near me.
I'm home alone drinking wine, so high, scrubbing my house down... This is what my thirsty thursday has become
He fucked me so hard my nail polish actually chipped. I'm keeping him.
My first hangover at work. I'm officially an adult.
He’s disease free and drives a Porsche. What else does a girl need?
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