It was amazing what she could do with her one good arm.
Actions speak louder than words. Her actions scream crazy.
she called my cock the "semen sword" and then we invented a position called excalibur
Some guy just watched me feed 30 dimes and 3 quarters for bread and cheese at the self checkout at walmart. I no longer comprehend shame...
all ten of us were sitting in his room with the lights off and staring at his colorful moving screensaver for two hours. That high.
she must've caught on when i went out for a "run" in jeans and a sweatshirt and came back holding a McDonalds bag and smelling like pot.
I think the boy in my gender studies class cried when 90% of the girls said they had faked an orgasm
I'm so ready for finals. She finally agreed to skypesex me from spain so now i'm up until 4am studying every morning waiting for her to get online
It's sad because pictures are supposed to say a thousand words, and theirs just say 'fat'
I really need to find better places to throw up. I would like to be able to use the bathroom sink the next morning for brushing my teeth
i woke up to banging and pieces of ceiling falling on my face
we're stoned watching those roller coaster simulators w our hands up screaming on our couch
I woke up to a shattered My Little Pony garbage pail, a black eye I don't know how I got and no one will look me in the face. Fuck tequila.
So I paid Bumble $10 to see who liked my profile for a month. Cheap, easy dick. It's all about the economics, yo.
She pooped on me during a reverse cowgirl. And it wasn't a little bit either.
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