have you facebook stalked him yet?
No, I don’t know his last name...
Just google his license plate numb
im spending all my christmas money on new years parafanalia aka things I will ingest or lose by the next morning
I woke up this morning to 7 word documents that all said "remember to be extremely angry at your jerk of a brother." What the hell did you do to me last night?
I can't wait to see you, I've been doing mouth stretches for the past 2 days
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Quick question... Can I call you daddy? Or would that just really made the whole 8 year age gap a bigger deal...?
Just took the worst coed shower ever. We both cried. AND I only shaved one leg.
I told the bartender that he could give me back the tip I gave him if he outsmarted me in a battle of wits. He has yet to challenge me.
Her vagina felt like a fur coat. It was weird at first but I kinda liked it
Because i love you. And people show love by not letting their friends shit themselves.
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BUT I think maybe Thursday in celebration of America we should probably tan and see how fast we can finish everything in the liquor cabinet.
At a point I was just cumming dust last night
And I wasn't CONVICTED of a felony, I just committed one
That went from 0 to lesbian orgy much faster than expected...
I woke up and saw that my last google search was "Bacon neck".
I’m going to have to rewatch all of them. Drugs, man.
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