my mother and i just seriously had a convorsation about why you cant Google "Refurbished Dildos"
No, I'm never going to get a job bc I don't know anything about public relations except that Chris Crocker wants everyone to leave Britney alone.
What did you want me to do? You know I don't like fat people. I'm an asshole to them sober it only gets worse when I'm drunk
That doesn't make it okay! You tried kicking the girl's mom out where we were having the party at!
Fat spanish girl grinding against air conditioner. ive seen everything now
BEER BONG IN THE STOCKROOM COME IN TO WORK TODAY
I lost it last night. That was humiliating. Cincinnati is now covered in my puke.
Believe it or not, that's part of the whole 'best friend' thing. It's not just yelling at me for making you leave the club early or taking the couch bc I'm doing sex while you're doing bjs.
Seriously, it sounds like someone is torturing a dozen cats inside a Japanese techno club while a jamaican yells random hipster words through a megaphone.
The only explanation I can think of is that he still likes me. Which gives me an enormous amount of power over him and makes me laugh with malicious intent.
When God was sprinkling self control to everybody, he ran out and was like ehhhh she'll make it!
Ive been high since the plane left the ground in Los Angeles and Ive been in Chicago. Right now, Im on a train headed towards downtown to go to an anime convention. At this point, I am just taking life as it comes, furries and all.
It's days like today, when my bra and underwear match, that make me feel like I'm getting my life together...
We just catapulted a jelly bean off of his hard dick into his mouth.......Happy Easter!
Pussy, Peanut Butter Cookies,and Bubble Wrap
We banged in his car behind the burrito place. Google Maps keeps asking me to rate my visit. 5/5, would cum again.
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