Would we rather be in rehab with the drug addicts or the girls with low self esteem?
maybe you should start leaving anonymous bottles of booze on his doorstep with love notes attatched. that always gets me.
He had rug burn on his nose from my landing strip
Next time we go to the river, we nominate you to flash people for free booze. Your tits are the biggest.
He just made a mudslide using rubinoff and swiss miss packets. This can't end well....
Well, I can't relate. I have no idea what it feels like to withhold sex. Or have self-control in general.
she was eating donuts out of the garbage. enough said.
don't worry about it. We passed around the "get jeff bail" can 10 min. After you left. We currently have around $400. May I say that people here at the dorms really love you.
Should I feel guilty that my husband is cheating on his girlfriend with me? I mean, we're not divorced yet so I still have dibs, right?
drinking from the bathtub cause I'm too lazy to walk downstairs and too thirsty to care
Chipotle. Because when you've had diarrhea for 6 days why not just make it 7
She's on her period. You don't know what fear is.
It looks like I jerked off a rainbow.
Do you really want to know anything about the inner machinations of a furry's mind
I refuse to fake an orgasm. If I'm dating him, he better work for that shit.
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