i barfeds in our rink
dear life, i get it, drinking is not a contest
Well, there goes the no drunk sex injuries resolution.
You text him a porn site address and said GOODBYE ... I think he got the hint
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I want someone to sweep me off my feet and you want someone to fuck you on the kitchen table. They're both perfectly logical needs.
I may or may not have had sex last night then sent him home on a bike with two flats
At orientation, some girl is asking, loudly, where she can get weed. Everyone looks discussed but are paying very close attention to people's answers.
Told some guy to hold your weave while you "tried" to kick his girlfriends ass...
My friend had to carry her up the steps on his shoulder, and then she got up, found an ironing board and set it up in my friend's room just in case he needed to iron things.
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Just met my French neighbor. We watched a crow die together, so we're pretty tight.
Girl... I just woke up with a bloody mary in a to go cup on my nightstand and two hours late for work.. I'm sorry i can't go out on weekdays anymore. Luckily my boss was just happy i was ok
Just fell down the stairs..might wanna call the ambulance jus take the weed out of my pocket be4 they come..
My parents are coming to visit the 28th. How bad is it that I put a reminder in my phone to "hide sex toys"?
i have a lot of questions about the picture quality/lighting/motion/gravity of the balls...
Worst sex ever! He was a talker for sure! I was on top and out of no where he said "Oh you bad bitch?" I stopped and left.
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