Yeah, it wasn't as bad as I thought. I tried not to clench and things went pretty smoothly.
I just saw a pregnant woman with a cigarette and a beer walking into the Larry the Cable Guy show. I'm glad my taxes are paying her medical expenses.
i could't wear that belt anymore, it was gonna make me keep shitting for the rest of the night
so when we got to the frat house he had a travel sized toothpaste and toothbrush for me and gave me a pair of his shorts and a girl's sorority t shirt...something tells me he's done this before
I have teeth marks. Like distinct upper and lower jaw.
Yeah me too. My shoulder looks rabid.
Also: how drunk is your brother? He just left me a message as batman.
Just found a g string in our driveway, wtf happened this weekend?
I'm going to smoke the pathetic stems and miscellaneous particles that weren't good enough for all my other bowls because its all I have left. This is my bag's Rudy moment.
No, this place just freaks me out. Like I feel like ill get pregnant just being here. And all those pregnant bellies. It's weird.
hes fine. but he did fall asleep while tebowing and started snoring
Oh my god did you actually lose a tooth
How is your new roommate working out
We are drinking at the laundromat. And will probably have sex later. So...pretty good.
just called AAA to get my keys out of me car and then afterwards realized they were in my pocket...stoner life
what did we do after we left your crib?
you layed down in some rocks for about an hour, you stole some pumpkins, you passed out and started shaking, we got t-bell, we took you back to the dorm.
Dude my cat is eating sugar cookies with me. No joke. My cat likes cookies.
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