I'm pretty sure he's lost all respect for me. it probably happened somewhere around the time i had officially slept with every single one of his friends..
He made me a "booty call of the year" award.
this is not the time for floating mt dew and shots of tequila.
Im having a christmas reunion party tonight. Last year i ate my own contact. We'll see how this year goes
I'm pretty sure when you walk down Broadway and can pick out people you've slept with.. It might be a problem. I'm leaving for rehab tomorrow.
I just can't even fathom the crazy and I work at a mental hospital.
I can't find a song to express how gay I'm feeling.
What's his name?? He crossfits 6 times a week, works in finance & is into the occasional felony class drug. His name is irrelevant in order to know if I wanna bone him again.
hes that one kid that offered to spoon after staring at me for 5 minutes
Me: I shouldn't go to the airport bar it's too expensive and I don't need it. Dark me: SHOTS AT 7 AM
So I was laying on the couch reading a book and he texted me. All I saw was the image of him spitting on my vagina last night in the moonlight. I gagged.
Keep two things coming: nudes and puppy pictures
beggars cant be choosers....im desperate and he has a dick. he checks all the boxes.
I cant tell you how much harder a belt makes hoeing
The people above me are fucking to Miley Cyrus
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