I think my vagina is haunted
She announced her abortion via fbk
I told a kindergarten student that candy canes are bones of reject elves.
okay serious question, the water is shut off in your house, do you attempt and use the clean toilet water for your new bong?
The girl next to me in class is taking notes on woman's suffrage with a girls gone wild pen.
your cum blends into my yellow sheets :/
We all know tonight is going to end like every other night with you. drunk, pantless and confused. Dont try to switch things up.
The cops said we could pay $250 or spend the night in jail and get 2 free meals. I might pee in mail-boxes more often
We used a lit joint as a candle for her birthday cake
God I hope my hair dresser doesn't realize that all these hairspiration pictures are from gay porn blogs on tumblr.
When i left he was drinking an entire pot of coffee out of the pot with a straw. It's safe to say he's using a personal day
I would have been the big man on campus...just flop my wang out on the table and how them what they were gonna deal with if they dropped the soap
He managed to crash an entire train of shopping carts into a wall. I think he noticed my implants.
I just want to be like "i dont know you but ive seen your penis & i like it"
She dropped the call after she told me she doesn't want to hear about how loud he can scream.
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