Any toy can be an adult toy. Location, location, location.
she's like "i'm so proud of u" ... and then i threw up on myself
you threw up in the bushes next to the ABC store and kept saying "you're home, blueberry vodka, you're home!"
turns out making maccaroni and cheese with whipped cream instead of butter is only good when your high
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like the penis drawn on my face is so detailed and well done, i'm not even upset about it.
If that really is brett favre's penis, no wonder she ignored his calls
Margaritas are 250 calories. Now measuring all food in margaritas
talk of her extensive whoreness has crossed oceans. thats impressive.
remember to ask your mom about the name of her pet duck so we can name the bowl
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Why is there a school picture of an 8 year old boy in my pocket...?
Its like "fucckkkkk yooouuuuuu" is echoing up my esophagus
tequila?
yep
I woke up in bed alone w 2 bite marks on my boob... Salt and pepper shakers In my purse along w a bottle of steak sauce.... The drunkasauraus has struck again
I broke down outside of an all boys correctional facility
well if that's not a gay porn waiting to happen, i dont know what is...
I don't think I've ever met a guy with a bush bad enough that I would choose a cactus over it.
Got drunk in Atlantic City Flagged down some guy with two wrapped tampons like road flares for a cigarette.
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