fuck yea just found my unicorn costume from when i was 8... still fits
i think you walked me home, then i felt bad for putting you through the trouble so i walked you home...i'm not sure how i got home after that.
He kept moaning America instead of Erica while fucking me.
in my defence, i did try to get you to put your shirt back on, then you screamed at me to stop telling you what to do
We found you naked curled up in a ball in the closet, using a gorilla suit as a blanket
I would seriously fuck her so hard, her contacts would pop out of her eyes.
Whoa, I am aware of WAY too many squirrels right now...
SHE SITS THERE LIKE A DICK LIKE AN ACTUAL DICK JUST LIMP AND DUMB AND BLAH
I thought I could grab a hold of my stream of urine. So she left pretty soon after that.
So I get to my parents and walk in the door so my mom knows I'm safe and alive and my grandpa looks at me and says "were you being someone's bitch". And I about died of laughter
Wow, he seems so solid
AND I HAVE A NICE COCK! A STRIPPER TOLD ME SO IT MUST BE TRUE!
He was simultaneously rubbing my shoulders and fucking me. I'm keeping him.
I just don't understand why your parents aren't supporting your dreams of being a medieval weapon smith.
I found out he hated a girl that I hate so I fucked him. My reasons for fucking guys are getting bad.
It was a bad idea to take ecstasy with cats in the house. No animal likes being touched that much. Let me know how your eye feels tomorrow
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