my vagina has a 5:00 shadow
Going to get yelled at but I labeled the reel "four dried up sluts decide going to the middle east to shop during a war is the best idea ever"
I fucked him in the bathroom at Cedar Point. if it hadn't been for me already combining my two favorite things in the world the whole bathroom thing would have been a little disgusting.
Do something fun then. Blow up the house or whatever.
How have you survived this long?
Dumb luck and a deal with the devil.
I experienced pure joy just moments ago when I looked down and saw that I had another pop tart to consume down my mouth hole.
Felt like shit, jerked off, felt ten times better. Being a guy rules. It's like I got all the demons out in 5 minutes.
You have no idea how pumped I am. I literally plan on dying. You're in my will
This question may sound intrusive, but how did pushing out a baby affect your vagina?
I just threw up 34 cents. What in god's name did we do last night?
thanks again for a nice night (and please don't fuck my boss)
I dont' remember leaving St. Cloud, getting home, or apparently directing traffic in the middle of the fucking street while black out drunk.
Can you tell dad to stop liking and sharing porn on FB again?
Stop leaving buckets of wine at my house.
I walked past his mum on the way out and she offered me toast in a napkin "for my travels". Being home from uni is weird.
I don't actually like you. I just want to hook up with you.
I'm fine with that
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