theyre selling pepper spray in the courtyard. hellooo atl
I mean I gotta puke to be skinny, wax to be hairless, and drink to be fun. Life isn't easy.
She's thinkin about havin beer pong at her reception... She's walkin a fine line between trashy and the best idea ever
I don't think my prof knows we've noticed her No Bra Fridays.
I want to wear something that says I'm a lady (but I have condoms!)
He kissed my hand AND my forehead. I don't think this virginity business is for heartless whores like us.
He would have to make magical things happen in my nether regions to actually make me vote republican.
You went to the animal party as a hoodrat. You won the most creative costume contest.
Jesus, you make out with one twin then sleep with the other and suddenly they don't want to play soccer with you... Men can be so sensitive...
Do you find Darth Vader masks attractive?
My diet fell off the wagon when I began texting the pizza delivery guy my location on frat row.
you made it your goal to puke in every planter around the union. you got most of them. im proud of you
"fuck it, let's do moonshine" shouldn't be in ANYONE'S vocabulary.
I thought i was doing pretty well but I walked into my first class and everyone on my side of the room immediately asked how drunk and high I was
Lucky bitch I'm at work covered in Jeff pee. And my hair smells like beer because I was trying to prove a point about PBR serving multiple purposes.
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