happy early fathers day!!!
im not a father
about that...
Went to use to bathroom and walked in on karaoke. Two girls singing "a whole new world" to each other in the shower. I'm gonna miss this place in the summer
No.. It's totally over.. He deleted the poke I sent him.. That makes it official.
You have proved your worthiness to join me on the quest of taking shots at every academic building on campus by showing up drunk to our test at 12:30 today
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It's the first day of summer. It's not a race it's a marathon. Pace yourself
Also I fell in love w a girl dressed as a pirate that was great at doing the limbo
That hot guy i showed you guessed my exact bra size. I want to have his tan babies.
Some nice lady just gave me a beer out of her purse. I love youth hockey
That was the second worst thing to happen to my asshole.
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Plus he is a pilot so I could give him flight dome
I have unfollowed so many people the only things showing up in my newsfeed are dog rescues and sloth memes
She is getting high and watching the Hobbit. I want her life.
So she is basically watching her own life story: short people traveling to strange places.
Was reaching for my vibrator this morning out of my nightstand and strained my neck muscle. I'm getting so old.
His dick is curly. It's adorable.
People don't believe me when I say the bruises are from work. They just smile and say "right." Trust me, I WISH my sex life was that exciting.
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