How come twittering sounds sexual?
Because of Bambi.
What should our trivia night team be named?
Define Statutory
i just googled 'classy porn'. high, low, i dunno i just got bored of cum shots.
It may be that your sole purpose in life is simply to serve as a warning to others..
Did you know there's no emoticon to really tell you that I just consumed a magic brownie?
Dude you ate toast sprawled out on my kitchen floor and said "this is comfy". No more day drinking.
be proud. or at least amused. an 18 yr old and a 25 yr old at least makes my average hookup age this week the same as my age.
honestly i just want a cigarette and someone to go down on me... are you interested in helping with either of those
he told me it was like eating gods vagina.
I just thought you should know.... I am fully committed to being a ho this summer
Congrats on graduating and I'm in a cab and need someone to helps keeping me up, do you mind
Oh, and let me go get some popcorn, watching you make your own decisions should be quite the shitshow.
Appearently I went across the hall last night demanding to ride my neighbors moose... How much did I drink?
Must be why he thought choking was foreplay. Like WTF? No.
If you break up with me one more time it's over.
Randomize
