Obv we're gonna bbm each other in bed
ur plase or mine? lol
well if you don't learn how to spell, you may be at your place and I'll be at mine.
chinese tourists just took a picture of me....im pretty sure i heard the bus drive say something about shame.
he stopped making out with me and said "can I make you grilled cheese? I feel like I owe YOU something"
Then he said something about how from that angle I looked just like his mom.
I think we need a list of things that are automatic NO's for dating a guy. Married, definitely a no now
And the night ended with some random dude pissing on a car in a vain attempt to find a proper bathroom. We, the drunk, salute you, sir!
I was so high I didn't realize I'd put on someone else's bra. I thought my boobs had shrunk.
In all fairness that 65 year old man looked 23 in club lighting so you can fuck right off
Just spent the morning washing Bailey's and Guiness out of my clothes -_-
My memory of last night is a delicious blur of tits, ass, and alcohol.
HE WILL NEVER BE ONE OF US. HE WILL NEVER BE A DECENT, GOD-FEARING WHORE.
i can't hookup with him because someone else bit my vagina
Fuck him and his perfect arms, huge penis and relentless ability to ignore me.
had more orgasms than hours of sleep last night
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