I'm either too drunk or not bisexual anymore
Gentlemen...shes not going to tie her self to the table...
They said "my eyes made me look intoxicated" ......we harassed them all night and we called the cops and told them that the bouncer that kicked us out was selling meth in the club ...and then we went to wendys
dude i doubt hes gay
I CAUGHT HIM BEATING OFF TO MENS HEALTH!
he pulled a hernia and i had to get the morning after pill. you tell me how our valentines day went.
And for your info. Don't pee outside with glow sticks. People will still see you.
I just blew my nose and little bits of weed came out.
It's Christmas week. I wouldn't know what to do if i wasn't hung over.
I hope my tampon is in his bed. That'll teach him. Happy new years btw
You said that we all need to "head out like a boner through sweatpants and get fucked." Jager night was a success.
He had "Bad Bitches Only" tattooed above his dick. I don't know his name but I hope I find him again. I also don't feel that I lived up to the challenge.
I know you're very busy with sleep and things, but when you wake up we need to talk about weirdly shaped penises.
Want to do me the honour of waxing my legs again before I go to Mexico? I feel like it's a tradition we shouldn't break.
That was years ago. And it was chlamydia.
If it exists, I've probably pregamed it.
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