She announced her abortion via fbk
I just had one of those moments where i was really sad that i'll never get to be asian.
yo everyone went to the hospital last night
I guess I'm in a committed relationship. We just had shot 1 of 3 of Gardasil. I'm now dead inside.
I'm really really gonna try not to at least one night. The 4 day thanksgiving bender almost killed me last year
I wonder what acid is like for a blind person... Can we find this out?
I think I need to donate blood to see if I have Hepatitis. Again.
I'm stoned and just shared 4 cookies with this chicks dog
They're raisins though so they're healthy. No worries.
In other news I have discovered that grindr is the easiest way to get free meals
His dick looks just like him, taller than average, thick, and somehow always angry.
WHY IS FOOD SO DELICIOUS
BECAUSE SCIENCE
I brought ur friend Scotty home... He started rubbing my crotch then fell down and passed out in front of the microwave
In my next life I better get to be a bird. Fuck flying. I'm gonna shit on your car. Every. Day.
Look, all I'm looking for is a good time and someone whose chest I can bury my face in
I just watched my high school guidance counselor pee in the backyard of this party.
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