my shit smells like andre
She compared sex to doing dishes."You scrub them until they're wet."
When the cops came you just told them you'd go to your time out corner.
How would u feel about transportimg a penis shaped ice luge to nashville?
Were playing beruit winners pelt losers with eggs
I told my mom about how you got white girl wasted and sobbed about Whitney Houston. She sends her condolences.
tell her thanks so much
wait, how does the 20 year old one night stand pregnant girl have a superiority complex?
well, the two that sent pics I've already been with, so at least its not just BAM HERE'S MY PENIS IN YOUR INBOX ENJOY THOSE MEGAPIXELS
No one likes a giant penis on their phone screen. I mean cmon. I'm a lady.
Soggy bong water carpet is the worst kind of carpet.
if I blackout nd am found tomorrow w butterfly hairclips on my nipples and my habd down my pants tell my family I am sorry
The only good thing about the sex was that he finally cracked the spot on my back that's been hurting.
Never remove your contact lenses after eating an entire bag of spicy doritos.
I POOPED CONFETTI TOO. Ingested unacceptable amount of it oh my god can I die from this?
Just bought shot glasses from the thrift store. I think the guy buying a winter coat was even judging me.
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