Locked eyes w/ her at mainstreet, and said 'yeah yeah get it!' From there we started violently making out on the dancefloor (I had a FULL boner, ps) and then I got her number
is that paris hilton dressed up as the guy from star trek who hosts reading rainbow
I'm 99% sure that for 3 hours I thought you were British. We must smoke that again.
There is something depressing about eating toast in a dark living room by myself using a paper plate that says: "Let's Party!"
I would also like to inform you that I can no longer lay on my back because my tailbone is bruised from the nightstand. Good job.
The prescription for my birth control just blew away in the wind on my way back from the health center. It's like god wants me to get pregnant
kool aid jammers and 151...our childhood has officially been corrupted.
Come my child we shall walk thru the pasture of amazing sex and corndogs. Hint:some corndogs are not corndogs.
Yep I can make a seagull sound. It's identical. I tried it. They thought I was talking to them. It's pretty cool.
I can feel your movements against the shared wall we are leaning up against. It makes me feel as though we are one. Queue Pocahontas song...
God if that man would just have sex with me every time I got mad life would be so much easier...
ps. i have two very important words to sum up my night
which are?
library sex.
You had sex with a Scottish dude with a peg leg....how could I NOT tell that story??
ill give you some hints: blood, carnival, fog machine, happy meal.
This is going to be so stupid, but do you feel the calluses on my hands when I give you a handy?
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