I missed Saved by the Bell this morning, but Ashley in a later episode of Fresh Prince is keeping the morning wood alive.
i could't wear that belt anymore, it was gonna make me keep shitting for the rest of the night
you got thrown out for pissing in a cup in the corner. you told one guy it was okay because you went to college and that he wouldn't understand
She is chewing on staples and spitting them at her cat, I think it's time to leave..
someone wrote on his wall: "congrats on your engagement"
I think you may want to look into that...
How in the hell did I take a shot of whiskey to the eyeball last night?
What are the signs of a concussion? Please don't freak out.
So last night ended up making out with a girl going to jail on sunday...she wrote down her address so I can make conjugal visits...
Rachel and his cat watched us 69 last night. I pretended to be embarrassed the next day... But to be honest I like an audience
I'm putting "buy a bottle of scotch" on my "productive things to do to procrastinate studying for finals" list
Do I need to take a photo of my sister's enlarged and disgustingly dark nipples to scare you into protection? DO I?
We got out of the car in valet drinking beers we gave the valet one as a tip
Should I be scared that after we hooked up she took antibiotics with Sailor Jerry's?!
If you had a dick, I would hope it falls off and comes back to haunt you while fucking your ears at night. But you don't. But if you did, that's how mad I am at you
Where are all your bongs? Your Dad wants to make sure they're put away before his family gets here.
Umm....in my room, on my closet, under the bed and behind my laptop.
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