What I'm saying is Afghanistan is America's sexually contracted disease.
so i am drinking whiskey and watching home alone 2 by myself. it turns out moving to a foreign country isn't all that different after all.
we dont know what were doing after yet. first up we have 90 beers and a party kit and fun hats.
how are you gonna miss the world cup? other than the olympics it's our last way to assert our dominance over China after this economic bull shit
Remember when you tried to pay that stripper to cry on stage?
The last good decent convo we has was when I was trying to convince you to let me watch you pee.
They can't keep moving my court date back, i dont know if I'll survive another one of these going away to jail parties.
He's had mdma poured down his throat. He's getting huggy.
What was she thinking? I'm not in the business of charity fucks anymore.
I hate him. I fucked every one of his friends AND his fat brother and he still won't break up with me.
He told me to be careful with the shrooms because he mostly had caps left. He sounded apologetic but that's the best news all week.
And thanks to you I'm pretty sure I'm banned from every qdoba in south carolina. And cab company
The last thing I remember is goading each other into a vodka-chugging competition.
I wanna eat mushrooms and cuddle with a million dogs at once. I wanna know what heaven is like
I am eating a fluff-a-nutter sandwich at the gym right now. I brought vodka too.
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