In similar news, my cock is bigger than the plane that landed in the hudson.
Remember when the only STD we had to worry about were hickies? Those were the days
Moral of the story: If you're gonna throw a glass of wine in a guy's face, don't do it in your own kitchen.
I blew him while he was standing up and he drooled on my head
I was just sitting on the ground alone in fetal position shivering and chewing on my hand when she found me. ecstasy was not my best idea.
Just got escorted to my 7:45 class by an old woman because I was too hungover to not realize I was four floors too high.
it still weirds me out that Robin Thicke is Alan Thicke's son
There is a guy in class using a wine bottle as a water bottle. Welcome to the Faculty of Environment.
The night got interesting when the random guy next to us handed us a bottle of champagne and the rest of his ciroc bottle. When we asked why he did it, he proceeded to point at his friend who face planted the floor.
Pretty much all i've had today is sugar and orgasms
Btw, you owe me. One (1) orgasm.
Note to self, the correct response when a guy tells you he likes you as a person is not "ew"
I just made out with his twin, technically it's the same person..... Right?
Let's make a rule now, to not smoke weed out of our trumpets. After tonight.
also. when i get a car, the amount of space there is for sex WILL be a huge deciding factor.
Randomize
