So she puts out... but it wasn't worth it
She has some nice fakeys. She is also an exotic entrepreneur.
dude, I'm watching paul blart mall cop. I have better things to do than listen to you whine about your recent divorce.
girl in front of me in lecture is looking up on ask.com about chlamydia.
I'm tuning in to watch Heidi Montag crash and burn on the Miss Universe Pageant. Somebody call 911. and I'm not talking about the Sean Kingston song.
My T9 Word has dryhumped saved but I can't even get it to figure out bbq.
after drinking 6 jumbo margaritas he then proceeded to tell the entire restaurant that he was going to "bust a load in me" when we got home....how do you think the rest of my night went?
my life trainwreck boards at 9:30
This exeeds the amount of high I planned on being.
There are only four things in life that are certain. 1 Death, 2 Taxes, 3 The wu tang clan aint nothin to fuck with, and 4 you will never be more important than taco bell
All three of my roommates have their significant others over. We're all hanging out in the living room. It's like I'm the trifecta of third-wheeling
i just told him to get ready, because I'm going to be taking out my anger over the Super Bowl out on his penis.
An "unreasonable amount of ejaculate" isn't a reason to be angry at me.
NOBODY TALKS SHIT ABOUT PANDA EXPRESS
The part where he comes over and ignores you isn't what makes me mad about that story... It's the fact that he ate your tacos, AND THEN proceeded to ignore you. That's cold hearted.
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