i'm waiting for the less fat version of him to text me
sooo my mom just yelled up the stairs " you left your bowl down by the computer"....aaand for a second I forgot cereal bowls still existed
i finally watched harry potter... a tad unrealistic if you ask me... i mean a ginger kid with 2 friends?
found out the liquor store price matches. thus begins senior year of college
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She woke up with blood running down her face and asked the EMS guy where the keg was
Apparently she doesn't appreciate the significance of eskimo sisterhood as much as I do.
Well, there are worse ways to make $50 at a gay club.
It was worse than that time I did shots of BBQ sauce and pierced my own ear with a thumbtack
I've reached the point in my life where I desire cats more than men
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Because Kyle had a tattoo kit at his house and I wanted one and all he could draw was a mustache or a stickman on fire
I have enough bourbon in me to put Justin's cat in the dishwasher.
I'm scrolling through our convo thread and all we talk about is pizza, alcohol & dick with the occasional "I miss you" thrown in.
i just love the holidays, i hotboxed a gingerbread house last night
Cant get off the floor. Need more beer. Send help.
Not to be gross and awkward, but I just had sex outside in the rain on the hood of a lexus
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